The Best Christmas Movies According to Me

Rare Exports: A Finnish delight about Santa Claus and the magic of childhood. Maybe don’t actually watch it with your children.

Eyes Wide Shut: Because this time of year is the perfect time to remind ourselves that all this consumerism only enriches the 1%.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

The Long Kiss Goodnight: Nothing says holiday spirit like Uzis and amnesia.

Go: Timothy Olyphant is truly a gift to us all.

Merry happy, kittens.