Rare Exports: A Finnish delight about Santa Claus and the magic of childhood. Maybe don’t actually watch it with your children.
Eyes Wide Shut: Because this time of year is the perfect time to remind ourselves that all this consumerism only enriches the 1%.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
The Long Kiss Goodnight: Nothing says holiday spirit like Uzis and amnesia.
Go: Timothy Olyphant is truly a gift to us all.
Merry happy, kittens.